Have you ever seen or heard something and had a reaction like; "Oh my God, ... that is just awful!" ... when deep inside, you are really snickering to yourself thinking, "That's great!"?

Or your reaction to a situation might honestly call for a "yes" answer, and you say, "absolutely not!"

Below are some of those cases that I will shamefully admit, ... and possibly, proudly admit, I had those same politically-incorrect reactions. Let me know if I am just a "sicko" (which won't bother me at all, ... my daughters have known this for years) or if I am lining up perfectly in a majority of American minds.

I'LL ADMIT IT - I laughed my ass off having just learned that Paris Hilton will have to serve time in jail, for having no respect for the law and getting busted 3-times for driving on a suspended license and drunk driving.

I'LL ADMIT IT - I hate her little dog too! (I sound like the Wicked Witch of the West!)

I'LL ADMIT IT - All this flap over Al Gore's home drawing more electricity and wasting more power then some small American cities, after he won an Oscar for his role in teaching America that wasting power is part of the Global Warming problem, made me laugh my ass off.

I'LL ADMIT IT - I look like a republican, ... I live near republicans, ... I voted for President Bush, ... I mostly support republican ideals, ... BUT I LOVE CHICAGO'S MAYOR RICHARD DALEY and I would vote for him for the rest of my life if I lived in the city. I have never seen another man and his wife love a city more. They give their hearts and their lives to make it one of the greatest cities in the world. I would perform at fund raisers for him, ... if he needed it. To take that one step further, I support democrat and Wisconsin Governor Doyle, ... he lowers the American flag to half-mast on the day of the funeral of fallen American Marine, Sailor, Soldier, and Airman throughout the state of Wisconsin.

I'LL ADMIT IT - I love the Chicago White Sox and I do not like the Chicago Cubs. A great day for me is when the Sox win and Cubs lose. It's like the Sox won a doubleheader. I'll go to Wrigley Field, but I'll cheer for whoever plays the Cubs, or as most Cubs Fan say, "the Cubbies!" eeewwwwww. Their team is named after a baby animal! That's like spending $200.00 and cheering for the "Kittens" or the "Puppies."

I'll ADMIT IT - I celebrated when Saddam Hussein was executed. I even played "Frank," a man whose child made a model of the "hanging scene" for his kid's (Frank Junior) history class. I did this on Mancow's Morning Madhouse. Supposedly, my son was expelled from school, ... but the reaction on the radio was awesome. I couldn't believe how many people supported "Frank." Only a few bleeding hearts thought "Frank" was a nut! LOL ... To those people I say, "Frank wasn't real, ... he is just a part of my sick, twisted, and 'over 50% of what most people think,' imagination!"

ADMIT IT GIRLS - ... 90% of you love football because of the tight pants. You can write me all you'd like and deny it until you're blue in the face, ... but I am only gonna believe 10% of you!

ADMIT IT GUYS - We watch the "Spanish Channels" when we are alone ... not because we are trying to learn Spanish, or we are just trying to see if we remember Spanish from high school, (like we tell our significant-other when we are caught.) We watch it because the women are so beautiful!

Admit it, ... you agreed with most of the above and you laughed at a few.

 

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